Irrational Misguided Thinking

[Fantasia]

humm they use to call it mid-life-crisis...... now it is freedom from the norms... (oh... that sounded irrational)

I want a red Ferrari

[Norma]

now that would be irrational thinking! you driving a red Ferrari!!! What highway could contain you safely within it's limits so not to cause disasters????? better yet.... you can have it, just let Uni drive or Dove..... for safe measures!

[vicky]

go girls go

[Norma]

that is even more irrational.... can't imagine Vicky and Fantasia in same car driving on highway... let alone a hot sizzling red Ferrari .... spead deamons with no care for traffic signals!!!! look out world!

[caraway]

Ha ha ha ha ha............getting sore sides. Maybe I can paint my new little Astra red and zoom around in it? Better yet, I will paint it blue and put a spoiler on the back! Tell me I can't and I will probably go and do it, lol.

[Norma]

ok.... an irrational thought.. but plausable..... so here goes : caraway..... you can't paint your new little Astra red or blue nor can you put a spoiler on it..!
ok.... I did it.... irrational for me... but I did it... now how about you!??? lol tempting now isn't it! .... go ahead, prove me wrong... lol

better yet, why don't you just join Vicky and Fantasia in that hot sizzling red Ferrari .... oh goodness, can't imagine you all taking turns to drive...................... ouch!

[Fantasia]

zooooooooom

[Norma]

how rational is a zooooom....... it is more like vaaaa-rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

[caraway]

Getting quotes for the paint job now. Have also found out that I need to have the spoiler specially made for my model of Astra.

[Norma]

ok... that seems rational..... but do you plan on being irrational and driving alongside Auntie Fantasia with Vicky in that hot sizzling red Ferrari ................. look out folks it might look like road rage... but it will actually be a street race... do any of you really know how to drive a fast car??? is that too irrational a question to ask??

Skip that last question... just take the keys away from Auntie Fantasia!!

[caraway]

Whether or not the car is capable of the speed, what would be the point of driving so fast you couldn't have a 'good perv at the local talent' and have them get a good look at you in your hot car? LOL

[Fantasia]

I have been known to drive many up the wall ...look...no keys..

[Norma]

how many card did you drive up walls???? as I said.... we need a wide road for you and empty of anything but the lines on the road.... if you can even stay within the lines! ha ha.... Auntie Fantasia.... as I see it, your talents lay in many other areas... ahhhhhh not driving red hot high speed sports cars!

mind you... in 1997 I bought a brand spankin' new Fire Truck Red Ford 150 XLT super cab with only the 4 miles I put on while test driving... then had it dressed up with a brand new fiberglass cap on the bed in the back... told the fella's when dressing up the truck.... make it look sexy, because when the fellas whistle at the truck I will think it is me!