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What do you get in PM's!!!

Postby Fantasia » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:40 am

I got this from a pain in the as_s!!!! Yes you!! the one giggling away...I can see you!!!!


The Pastor's A-ss


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race
Again, and it won again.

The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor
Not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day, the local paper headline Read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A-SS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST A-SS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun tha t she would have to get rid of the donkey, she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS A-SS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and Lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER A-SS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . . Being concerned about public opinion can bring
You much grief and misery . . Even shorten your life.


So be yourself and enjoy life.


Stop worrying about everyone else's a-ss and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day ;)
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RE: What do you get in PM

Postby Norma » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:12 pm

Geee , Nothing like a good Laugh or two!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... ok... or more!
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RE: What do you get in PM

Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:59 pm

Are you saying you didn't like this PM?

And no, I was not the one who sent this to Fantasia! (just for clarity!)
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RE: What do you get in PM

Postby Norma » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:05 pm

so what Uni.... does this mean you live in a life of denial??? you wont admit to sending this one.... lol, it would have been 10x funnier if it had been from you though...... ha ha ha ha...........................
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RE: What do you get in PM

Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:29 am

I get blamed enough for the stuff that I actually do do ..... tend to get me in do do too!
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RE: What do you get in PM

Postby Norma » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:26 pm

ha ha Uni.... I like the do do bit...... any of it from the above donkey?
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RE: What do you get in PM

Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:35 pm

No comment .....cheers!
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