A little bit of deviation variation and a beep along the way

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A little bit of deviation variation and a beep along the way

Postby Fantasia » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:34 pm

"True Friendship"

(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b### who made you that way.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. W hen you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will bag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words - big ones!

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
I don't believe in charity. I believe in solidarity. Charity is so vertical. It goes from the top to the bottom. Solidarity is horizontal. It respects the
other person and learns from the other. I have a lot to learn from other people.

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Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:29 pm

.... you have a friend in me .....
The wiser the soul .... the greater the simplicity.

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with salsa.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

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Postby Fantasia » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:39 pm

Did you wet your pants?
I don't believe in charity. I believe in solidarity. Charity is so vertical. It goes from the top to the bottom. Solidarity is horizontal. It respects the
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Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:43 pm

No, sorry as I have seen this before ..... but it does bring to mind some happy memories
The wiser the soul .... the greater the simplicity.

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with salsa.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

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Postby Norma » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:11 am

yea... I always laugh when I see this one.. thanks for the chuckle!
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Postby Fantasia » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:25 am

gurl power.. :2:
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Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:29 pm

Yep ... number 1 makes me think of Bubba ..... a 95 lb ball of energy who could eat extra large Pizza's by herself ..... normally the plotting and drinking was over a plate full of chicken wings!

*think I should give her a call soon*

And #8 is so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The wiser the soul .... the greater the simplicity.

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with salsa.

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Postby vicky » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:11 pm

thats new 2 me ...it made me smile :smil:
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Postby Sarahangel » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:50 am

Awww,,,that was heartwarming.
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Postby Fantasia » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:31 am

I mean cmon is there any other way to treat a true friend...!!!

#4 reminds me of MrJ and that house photo of Citrines....not nice...just so not nice...I have not had a fright like that in years, and HE never let me forget it!!! and neither did the Dove because I dragged her down the hallways screaming with me...!! The neighbours must have thought someone was being murdered that night!
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