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Cindarella?

Postby Fantasia » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:38 am

Do some of you remember the cinders joke...I'm trying to find it...can anyone help...? :lol:
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RE: Cindarella?

Postby Fantasia » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:28 am

Bumps this up....cmon you lot,,,,which one of you has this joke???...hand it over!!!!...I know the Bear had it. :hug: .. :2: I know Uni had it....and lost it.. :flo: ...mind you I had it and lost it too.. :o ..so now I want it back.. :2: ..bring back cinders.. :bun: ..and for those that don't have a clue what I'm talking about....you will see in due course ... :6:
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RE: Cindarella?

Postby Citrine » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:11 pm

Hey Fantasia know the one lol will dig thru my old emails and send it on lol
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RE: Cindarella?

Postby Fantasia » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:14 am

ooh here tis..... :) Warning..not for sensitive minds.. guess who had it....CITRINE!!!

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpki and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the
sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!"
said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
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RE: Cindarella?

Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:36 pm

What nice quiet Citrine has this all the while .... Yet the bear and I are the ones named as having it!

Guess we all have it now! Thanks Citrine
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RE: Cindarella?

Postby Fantasia » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:26 am

hahaha...silent but deadly :2:
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RE: Cindarella?

Postby Norma » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:35 am

ha ha ha.... guess my mind is not so sensative huh>!!
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Re: RE: Cindarella?

Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:04 pm

Fantasia wrote:hahaha...silent but deadly :2:


Good thing she is so cute .... we can forgive her now!
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