Parrot joke by Whoopi Goldberg

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Parrot joke by Whoopi Goldberg

Postby Jessica40 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:03 pm

I was watching her special yesterday heard this joke and it had me in tears.
Now you really have to see her do the facial expression but I am so going to try to duplicate the joke.

There was a lady that would walk to work everyday. Eveyday she would pass this parrot. This bird everytime would call her ugly. Now this went on for quite awhile and it made the lady very apprehensive about walking down the street. So finally she went to the owner of the parrot and said your bird keeps calling me ugly and it is making me upset. The owner said oh, I am so sorry about that, and it will not happen again. She said, I am going on vacation and when I come back it had better be taken care of or I am going to call somene to come and get the bird. The owner said, oh no don't do that I promise you that when you come back it will be taken care of.

So she goes on vacation, comes back starts to walk to work and is feeling abit uncomfortable because she is not quite sure if this has been taken care of. She gets to the bird stops in front of it the bird looks at her and says with an attitude: YOU KNOW. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you get it, if not you have to see the Whoopi Special.

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RE: Parrot joke by Whoopi Goldberg

Postby Fantasia » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:50 am

LOL..... :2:
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RE: Parrot joke by Whoopi Goldberg

Postby Norma » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:35 pm

HA HA thanks needed a laugh......
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