The Newfie Painter

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The Newfie Painter

Postby Running Bear » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:06 am

Garge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His
fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him
in Gander for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo.
She asked Garge if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first
time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no
object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Garge asked the lady to
wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus.

In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, " Would be me
pleasure ma'am. Missus says it's okay. . I'll paint ya in da nude, but I has
ta leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes.. . .."
many hug's from running bear

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Postby BelieveinUnicorns » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:04 pm

I think I've heard this one before ~ lol
The wiser the soul .... the greater the simplicity.

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with salsa.

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Postby Sarahangel » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Those crazy Newf's lol! Some of my good friends are from Newfoundland and they are the kindest and the most fun-loving people.
Do not worry about what's in the past or what your future holds..Live, Love and be happy in the Now..

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