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Descartes walks into a bar...

Postby Taliesin » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:17 am

The bartender asks him, Do you want a drink?
Descartes replies, I think not... and disappears.
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Postby shazza » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:14 am

I think the joke (credited to Bob Hope) goes like this:

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He quickly downs the refreshing beverage.
The bartender notices his empty glass and asks "Another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not."
And poof — he disappears!

Presumably Mr Hope was familiar with the philosophies of Descarte, but you piqued my interest Taliesin...

I await further instalments with interest, because whilst some philosophies interest me, my patience never extends far enough to explore them in any great depth. I always meant to look into Friedrich Nietzsche, but as yet I haven't made it, lol.
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Postby Taliesin » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:07 pm

A skeleton walks into a bar...





And orders a beer and a mop.
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Postby Taliesin » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:07 pm

Yes folks, I'm here all week.
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Postby Fantasia » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:36 am

A skeleton walks into a bar... And orders a beer and a mop.
RFFLMAO

A 'Head' goes into a pub, plonks himself on the bar...says to the barman.."give me a beer",,,,,, barman puts a beer next to the Head, he then says...."put a dart in my mouth"....barman puts a dart in his mouth.....he then says "now throw the dart board at me" .... 8)
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Postby Taliesin » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:07 am

Fantasia wrote:
A skeleton walks into a bar... And orders a beer and a mop.
RFFLMAO

A 'Head' goes into a pub.... 8)


LMAO

It is good to know I am not the only one lol!

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Postby Fantasia » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:52 am

Dare I say....<snigger> quit while you are a Head !! 8) :D
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Postby Taliesin » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:17 am

Fantasia wrote:Dare I say....<snigger> quit while you are a Head !! 8) :D


Aye Aye Capt'n!

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Postby vicky » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:04 am

a horse walks into a bar and the tender says "Why the long face?

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Re: Descartes walks into a bar...

Postby zonbuki » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:56 pm

Reiki One
Begin with One,
End with None,
Become One,
and None will End

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